data-mm-id=”_getbkytxj”>A lot of us on the Wonka message boards — The Factory, r/Slugworth, Gloop's Troops, and Veruca's Alt — have spent a majority of the holiday season bracing for impact in anticipation of Wonka being released wide on Friday. General consensus is that this Timotheé Chalamet vehicle is absolutely not canon and will be an even bigger dropoff than when they traded in Gene Wilder for Johnny Depp in a remake that never should have been green-lit. To be clear, this is simply a stance built on principle and not driven by any animosity or disrespect to Chalamet or his co-stars. And anyway, we're confident he'll be fine. Hugh Grant, who plays an Oompa Loompa, however, may not. Here he is promoting the film for French audiences and informing them, in their native tongue, about what they can expect to see in the motion picture. Who knew so much could be conveyed in five short words?Has any actor ever regretted their decisions more visibly than Hugh Grant in this moment pic.twitter.com/qLSmHTbDm1— Isaac Feldberg (@isaacfeldberg) December 14, 2023Je joue le Oompa Loompa. There have been a lot of people in my life imploring me to give this movie a chance. They argue that it can be a nice little addition to the 1971 original, which is one of the best pieces of cinema ever to be cinema-ed. It is the most magical time of the year, after all. But you know what? If I don't see it. Hell, if none of us commit to not seeing it — we can argue that it never existed in the first place.
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The reigning African champions have won their previous two openers – a shock 1-0 win over France in 2002 and a 2-1 victory against Poland in 2018.
Senegal reached the quarter-finals 20 years ago, but they were eliminated in the group stage in the most recent edition and Cisse is hoping for a different outcome this time.
The aim is to get out of this group. Once we get out of this group, we know that it will be a knockout tournament, he told reporters.
We will leave our mark. People are already looking ahead to the last 16, the quarter-finals, but we will be taking it a game at a time…
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The Reds had not suffered defeat in a Premier League fixture at Anfield since April 2017 – a staggering run of 68 home matches – prior to Ashley Barnes penalty securing a famous three points for the Clarets.
It leaves Jurgen Klopp s defending champions six points adrift of the top at a time when rivals Manchester City and Manchester United – who beat the Reds in the FA Cup on Sunday – are absolutely flying.
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Martial went without a shot at goal as United were held to a 1-1 draw by West Brom in the Premier League on Sunday.
The Frenchman has scored just four league goals in 19 games this season, but Solskjaer backed the forward, who was racially abused on social media after the draw.
I know Anthony is working hard to get back to where he was. He ll score goals, his work and his attitude is very good, he told a news conference.
Form is sometimes temporary but class is permanent and the kid s got class.
United are held at The Hawthorns.
— Manchester United (@ManUtd)
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The 22-year-old Wales midfielder moved to Tannadice from Manchester United on loan in August 2021, before signing a two-year deal the following summer.
Hibs manager Lee Johnson said: “Dylan adds real quality to our midfield. We have strong competition for places in there now and have a lovely blend of qualities.
“He joins us with good pedigree, has a great passing range, and will fit seamlessly into our evolving squad.
“We are delighted to have secured his services and look forward to working with him.”
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